Fits of Wit

Trashy Craft Giveaway WINNER! (a day late because I suck jello)

I meant to announce the winner of my trashy craft giveaway yesterday, Nov 3rd. However, I had a crazy-filled weekend (which I’ll be posting about this week) and was too tired/ hungover/ lazy to post anything. Forgive me.

So this morning I used one of those random number generators online where you type in a range of numbers and it randomly spits one out at you. It chose the number 3 and my third commenter who revealed what scared him most was H.E. Ellis. What scares him most is Siri. No joke. So congrats, H.E!!! Shoot me an email at fitsofwit@gmail.com to complete this ridiculous giveaway.

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Stay tuned for an upcoming post this week when I’m not so goddamn tired. My body is upset with me for eating 10 jello shots and then dancing to Hungry Like The Wolf. Worth it.

 

9 Comments

  1. Mike G.

    Congrats to the winner. The Fear of Siri was succinct and provided a funny image. No lease thank the random number generator for helping to ensure the continues good health of my marriage (see comment from that post).

    Re: Jell-O shot abuse, I got nothing. I absolutely abhor Jell-O.

    Jell-O falls into the category of food corresponding to my Rule #2 for a Life Well Lived. To wit, NEVER EAT ANYTHING THAT MOVES BETTER THAN YOU.

    I know you’re wondering what Rule #1 is. NEVER SLEEP WITH ANYONE CRAZIER THAN YOURSELF.

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    1. Mike G.

      Pardon the ubiquitous iPhuckups. Seriously I gotta get skinnier thumbs.

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    2. FitsofWit

      I try to stay away from gelatin but if it’s infused with alcohol and I’m celebrating I can’t say no.

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  2. Kate @ Did That Just Happen?

    I am highly suspicious of those that can turn down jello shots! 🙂

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  3. Mark Petruska

    This post (and the ensuing comments) serve as a stark reminder that the Jell-O shots I talked about making last week never did get done. Dammitall. Can we have a Halloween do-over, please?

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    1. FitsofWit

      FACT: Jello shots are good year round. There’s still time.

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      1. Mark Petruska

        You’ve got an excellent point there…

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  4. H.E. ELLIS

    YAY ME!!!!! I CANNOT WAIT TO HANG THESE IN MY OFFICE!!!

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    1. FitsofWit

      Haha. Best office ever.

      Reply

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