Fits of Wit

Just Girly Things for Women Who Keep it REAL

Every once in a while people ask me what my ultimate goal is with my blog. Do I want to write a book one day? Or is it just a receptacle for all the insane shit that fills my noggin? Both are true.

However, what I REALLY want to do more than anything is be a part of Justgirlythings. What is Justgirlythings you ask? It’s a movement, really. It’s women who find a photo, filter the crap out of it, and write a sentence fragment that allegedly applies to girly girls. Example…

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I consider myself a girly girl sometimes and I don’t personally worship T Swift. I want Justgirlythings to be more REAL. Stop it with the shallow statements like “Being a Belieber,” <—That’s an ACTUAL one I found while researching for this post. You can’t make this stuff up.

After a while others started to realize how superficial most of the statements on Justgirlythings were and started making parodies. I’ve been wanting to make my own set of Justgirlythings for a while but kept putting it off. Finally, with the power of reisling and having nothing better to do I created my own. In honor of Funny Blog Friday I present to you The FitsofWit Justgirlythings collection: For REAL women.

FBF coffee girly

 

FBF curves

 

FBF onion crotch

 

FBF xanax

 

fbf clock moh

 

fbf 1D concert

 

fbf antss

 

fbf oranges
fbf garden hate

 

fbf hm

 

Check out the other Funny Blog Friday bloggers here for a bit of humor on the best day of the week!

Featured Image -- 911

 

29 Comments

  1. voluptuoustrainwreck

    HILARIOUS! so glad you made just girly things for women who keep shit real!! I can relate to those more than the originals! lol

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    1. FitsofWit

      Thanks! I kind of want to continue the series. Like, I feel this is only the beginning.

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      1. voluptuoustrainwreck

        You should definitely continue it!

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  2. Jessie Reyna

    You win! I surrender. These are absolutely spot on, and I actually screamed with laughter after the first one, and I’m at work. I have to reblog this later.

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    1. FitsofWit

      YES. The coffee struggle.

      Reply
  3. travelbugette

    Shitting your pants after coffee is so basic. #basicbitches

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    1. FitsofWit

      Shitting your yoga pants after coffee while wearing Uggs. #basicbasicbasicbitches

      Reply
  4. R. Todd

    Ok.. when this started I was like.. oh, please don’t be one of them… because I like your blog for the snark factor… those photos that followed.. classic and just the reason I like your blog.

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    1. FitsofWit

      I like to keep you guessing.

      Reply
  5. Sophia Ball

    Amazing! Xanax in your tea… if only I could get Xanax I think that would be my new favourite thing. Like, I would make the switch from coffee to tea for that shit.

    You, my friend are a funny girl. I think your blog has been one of my favourites that I’ve stumbled across since starting this whole blogging thing. If you’d ever like to collaborate on something, I’d definitely be game. If you’re interested email me and I’ll respond with my favourite ‘holla cost’ pun, just to make the whole thing worth it for you.

    Happy Friday!!

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    1. FitsofWit

      Thank you. LOL I’m about to research holla cost puns. It’s Saturday. Nothing better to do.

      Reply
      1. Sophia Ball

        Well, research HAS shown that Saturday is the best day for sullying yourself with wildly inappropriate puns. So it’s almost like making a good decision.

        Reply
  6. Queen Sylvia

    Sitting in a pool of blood after sneezing when on your period. True story.

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    1. FitsofWit

      That is SO #justgirlythings

      Reply
  7. annieemmy

    Bwahahaha. Love. Nothing to add. That’s all.

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    1. FitsofWit

      No need to add. All you need is love. Love is all you need.

      Reply
  8. trillie

    I’m intrigued by the onion crotch. I obviously don’t go to the gym.

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  9. 1humbleguy

    This really made me laugh!!!

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  10. Courtney

    Aaaahhhhh I love all these so much. Genius!! Going to pin some on Pinterest because they need to be shared with as many people as possible! The coffee one is seriously hilarious.

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    1. FitsofWit

      Thanks!

      Reply
  11. bensbitterblog

    They need to have a just Dudely things. Or just bitter guy things.

    Reply
  12. daniellecarver

    Oh oh oh, I love your sense of humor! I immediately connected with the first one. Nearly crapped my pants outside a gated apartment complex I was staying in after downing two cups of coffee from IHOP. I didn’t have a key, but thank goodness the gate opened just in time!! TMI I know, but at least it’s real! 😀

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    1. FitsofWit

      LOL. So forthcoming with that story! Love it.

      Reply
      1. daniellecarver

        Yeah, it was a TMI moment. I guess I just got so excited because I didn’t think other women would admit things like that. You’d be so good for justgirlythings.

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        1. FitsofWit

          There is no such thing as TMI here at Fits of Wit .

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          1. daniellecarver

            Ah, okay. 🙂

  13. naptimethoughts

    I’ve never had onion crotch. Then again, I’ve never been to the gym.

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  14. FitsofWit

    Never going to the gym is the BEST way to fight onion crotch.

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    1. naptimethoughts

      I’ll make up a ribbon, and we can organize a 5k or something. BUT WAIT! Everyone who participated would end up with onion crotch.
      Maybe we should have a sit-in to raise awareness instead.
      I’ll still make a ribbon.

      Reply

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