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You Can’t Look Away From Little Caesars Bacon Crust Pizza

Today I’m over at Long Awkward Pause discussing the second most sexy thing ever… pizza.
Kevin Spacey… you’re still my number one, boo.

8 Comments

  1. Very Bangled

    Next you’ll need to write a post on how to eat one of these without turning into a blimp.

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    1. FitsofWit

      You’re on your own there.
      Besides, what’s wrong with blimps? Some may call them sexy, even.

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      1. Very Bangled

        They are sometimes even hot! (right, is that how the science of blimps work, hot air? :/ )

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        1. FitsofWit

          Ummm sure? Helium maybe?
          Too lazy to Google.

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          1. Very Bangled

            It’s decided. Hot helium make blimps fly.

  2. Mike G.

    Thanks Jamie. If your spouse is away, you can fold that bad boy in half and do it Chipotle Burrito style. Works easily as well for men or women. Cuz I sure as shit ain’t gonna INGEST that heart attack on a plate.

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    1. FitsofWit

      I’m a pizza lover but I’m not a meat lover. This one will not be going down my gullet either.

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  3. H.E. ELLIS

    Bacon pizza?!? As a first generation Italian-American, I feel like I should be offended. But the ‘Murrican side of me thinks bacon pizza and I begin drooling like Homer Simpson over a box of donuts.

    Mmm…donuts…

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