In three weeks I’ll be attending my first blog conference. Upon researching exactly what one does at these conferences, I discovered that handing out business cards is a pretty big part of the experience. And so I made a shit-ton of mint green cards plastered with my face on one side and contact information on the other.
It got me thinking. Other than at the conference, where are other places I can distribute business cards? Coffee shop cork boards and libraries seemed the most obvious answers. I wanted to think outside the box, too. Because really, no place is off limits for distribution of a 2×3.5 inch piece of card stock. Or is there? Are there places too inappropriate to self-promote my silly little site? Yes, yes there are.
10 Inappropriate Places To Distribute Business Cards
1. A stripper’s g-string
2. Inside a sandwich, hidden under the lettuce
3. At a funeral
4. The church collection basket
5. To a homeless man
6. In a glass of wine. Surprise!
7. To a bunch of kids at a bus stop
8. To Megan Fox
9. Through the crack of a public bathroom stall
10. On my own blog, naked. Most definitely NOT altered in any way.
Today is the last day to register for the 2015 Blog U Conference. If you’re in the Baltimore area and interested, click the Blog U photo below for information.
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