Fits of Wit

Just Girly Things For Women Who Keep It REAL – Holiday Edition

Many moons ago I wrote a post featuring a few JustGirlyThings parodies I created, titled Just Girly Things For Women Who Keep It REAL.

I’ve finally decided to bring the series back with a Holiday Edition.

It’s festive, cringey, but most of all keepin’ it REAL. Enjoy.

Absinthe FOW

 

Cookies FOW

 

F Boy FOW

 

Gift Wrapping FOW

 

Glitter FOW

 

Kids Table FOW

 

Lamb FOW

 

Nat King Cole FOW

 

Ornaments FOW

 

Peppermint Mocha FOW

 

Ski FOW

 

Tinsel FOW

 

***all photos used for this series found at picjumbo.com

9 Comments

  1. Mike G.

    You can visit my house any time you want and listen to Nat–whether it’s snowing in New Jersey or not! 😍

    Reply
    1. Jamie Alvarenga (Post author)

      Thanks for the invite but I must respectfully decline because NEW JERSEY.

      Reply
      1. Mike G.

        But you’d tickle the man in the boat in Delaware? I can travel.

        Reply
  2. PDP Mike

    This might be the greatest goddamn list I have ever read. You need to be at all of my family functions for reals!

    Reply
    1. Jamie Alvarenga (Post author)

      We’re all cousins in some way or another… or something.

      Reply
  3. Jess

    The Dollar General Bags are far too real for me.

    Reply
    1. Jamie Alvarenga (Post author)

      Ha! Sometimes I specifically make sure the plastic bag I’m giving to someone is from a “classier” establishment, and not from Five and Below.

      Reply
  4. Spoken Like A True Nut

    Right on, sister. Glitter vag is the WORST.

    Reply
  5. R. Todd

    I would point out which one was my favorite… but then I would have to choose.

    Reply

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