Fits of Wit

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About Jamie Alvarenga

Jamie is a freelance writer and editor living in Maryland. Her work has been published on several websites including XoJane, In The Powder Room, and Offbeat Home & Life. She spends her free time procrastinating, making baby voices at cute animals, and hanging out in The Walking Dead forums. She is married with two pet rabbits.

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About Fits of Wit

Jamie started the Fits of Wit blog in January 2014 because her ridiculous Facebook statuses were becoming too long. Jamie fills the blog with absurd stories and thoughts that cannot be categorized anywhere else. She enjoys using this space for a variety of topics where she can be herself, eloquently intertwining swear words and dark humor. The name Fits of Wit was chosen as a play-on-words that sounded similar to her maiden name.

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Follow her on Twitter where she occasionally makes stupid profound life observations.

She’s also on Facebook, sharing her favorite articles and inappropriate memes (sorry, grandma).

She can also be found over at Instagram, posting photos of her home projects, nail polish obsession, and embarrassing throwbacks.

 


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52 Comments

  1. ashlynsully

    I love it! I think I just read like 6 blog posts of yours. Woops. All because I saw you commented on someone else’s blog saying you loved green tea frappes too. I found out how to make them at home though! Here’s the recipe!

    http://ashlynsully.wordpress.com/2014/03/07/green-tea-frappe-2/

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    1. FitsofWit

      Thanks for stopping by!
      Yum. I’ll have to try that recipe out.

      Reply
  2. Lydia Devadason

    Hey, I love your blog and have nominated you for four amazing awards. Of course, you do not have to participate and I completely understand if you would prefer not to, or do not have the time to, but if you are interested in participating, just follow the link below.

    http://lydiadevadason.wordpress.com/2014/03/30/yay-more-awards

    Apologies if it isn’t something that you’d be interested in but either way I hope you stay in touch. Lydia

    Reply
  3. sarahleelopez4377

    Girl power, cursing as part of the English language, using humor and sarcasm…..This pleases me and I do think I will stay a while πŸ™‚

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    1. FitsofWit

      Girl, YES. Classy gals with trashy mouths.
      Thanks for reading! πŸ™‚

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      1. sarahleelopez4377

        God I love it!

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  4. Jennwith2ns

    Thanks for the follow!

    P.S. I smiled. Your work here is done. You should probably not stop doing it, though.

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    1. FitsofWit

      Thanks! Look forward to reading more of your stuff!

      Reply
  5. Victoria Sawyer

    Nicely put…cuss words are indeed sentence enhancers. They are like the push up bra for sentences. Damn…if that isn’t genius I don’t know what is…..

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    1. FitsofWit

      Push-up bra for sentences.
      Trademark that ish.

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      1. Victoria Sawyer

        Right, so genius, not even funny. Nice to meetcha by the way…am loving your blog! Funny shit, girl!

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        1. FitsofWit

          Thanks!

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  6. donofalltrades

    Girl power! Wait. *rolls eyes*
    I’m off to bake a cheesecake donut and see if this Disney proposal thing makes my wife’s panties fall off! Cross your fingers!

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    1. FitsofWit

      Fingers crossed!
      Seriously, if you come across a cheesecake donut I will fight you to the death for it.

      Reply
  7. MamaMickTerry

    Ummm…is it too soon to proclaim my undying love for you??
    I can’t wait to read more. I love your voice, your style and certainly hope we get to see pictures of your cute Latin hubby (mine is a cute Irishman!).
    So glad you stumbled over and found me today…it’s what led me to you!
    Michelle

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    1. FitsofWit

      It’s never too soon to love me. I live by that philosophy… or something like that.
      Thanks.

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  8. mainelyhopeful

    The tattoo made me laugh out loud. Good stuff πŸ™‚

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    1. FitsofWit

      Ha! Thanks. I seriously think it’s a dynamite idea.

      Reply
  9. brickhousechick

    I had to run right over after reading the comment you left on my post about Kevin Spacey! πŸ™‚ He is so hot and brilliant! Are you the stalker who is going to jail? LOL.

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    1. FitsofWit

      Not a stalker. Just an admirer πŸ˜‰

      Reply
  10. The Regular Guy NYC

    You sound like a girl after my heart! Humorous, awkward, and inappropriate. Not to mention cute and sexy. (don’t send hubby after me!)

    FYI – I proposed to my gal in Cinderella’s Rose Garden in Disneyworld. I rented it out to do it!

    In fact, we will be there on vacation in a few weeks! We love The Rat!

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    1. FitsofWit

      Wow. Cinderella’s Rose Garden. Color me impressed!

      Super jealous of your upcoming vacay. I haven’t been in years.

      I just keeps it real, homie. The awkward, inappropriateness comes naturally.

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      1. The Regular Guy NYC

        Here’s my blog page on FB. Inappropriateness reigns.

        https://www.facebook.com/TheRegularGuyNyc

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  11. A.M. Simpson

    I liked your blog will come back to read some more. Susie sent me.:)

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    1. FitsofWit

      Thanks for reading. I’ll check yours out as well!

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      1. A.M. Simpson

        Thanks. πŸ™‚

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  12. Courtney

    Your posts make me laugh…even your “about me” page. Love it! Looking forward to catching up, and getting new posts! πŸ™‚

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    1. FitsofWit

      Thank you!
      You too.

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  13. Mike G.

    Good luck with the Kevin Spacey thing. Not sure he’s gonna be lookin’ your way, but never say never.

    I popped the question to my bride while I was loading her suitcase on an overhead on an Amtrak at Union Station (before they prettied it up) for her return trip to NY for work. Almost 30 years ago. And while it might not have been super romantic I recall becoming QUITE happy with myself. If you read between the lines.

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  14. sachsonyogi

    Really enjoy reading your blog – you have a great way with words that is hilarious! Love it and looking forward to reading more…. -Jess S.

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    1. FitsofWit

      Thanks so much!

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  15. tastehitch

    Hello. Your blog made me smile. Well done. πŸ™‚

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    1. FitsofWit

      Why thank you!
      Smiles are my mission.

      Reply
  16. lisermarie2013

    I love your blog, your style and your sense of humour! So glad you commented on my blog so I could find this. I am also obsessed with Disney (going there in 3 days for the fourth time and I even studied Disney in graduate school) and I am AMAZED at how your husband proposed to you! We should be blog friends πŸ™‚

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    1. FitsofWit

      Thank you!
      I am jealous of your upcoming Disney trip. How does one study Disney? Was that a class??? I always wished I went to one of those colleges that had Harry Potter themed potions as a class.

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      1. lisermarie2013

        I did my undergraduate and graduate degrees in Religious Studies and luckily for me there is a really cool prof at my university who studies Religion and Pop Culture for a living. So I got to take undergrad level courses in Religion & Disney with her, and then graduate level courses in Religion & Disney where I co-lectured and even taught some things to undergrad students. I was also her teaching assistant for Religion & Pop Culture where we studied religion in Harry Potter, Twilight, Chronicles of Narnia and tv shows like Buffy, Star Trek and Supernatural. So much fun!

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        1. FitsofWit

          Jealous

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  17. shinaj1

    What a fun site, very refreshing. The break up with the belly ring was too funny. Let’s just say I shouldn’t have been drinking lemonade while reading your blogs… my poor computer. πŸ˜€

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    1. FitsofWit

      Thank you! Sorry about the lemonade…

      Reply
  18. mamalisa4

    Hi! I have found your through the happy tag! I too love coffee and humor and keeping it real!! Happy to have found you!! πŸ™‚

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    1. FitsofWit

      Thank you. I mean, WHO DOESN’T LOVE COFFEE?! Freaks, that’s who.

      Reply
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  20. annieemmy

    Okay, so I’m sure you’ve been nominated dozens of times before, but I am in love with your blog, so I nominated you for the Very Inspiring Blog Award.

    http://underandoveraroundandthrough.com/2015/02/16/very-inspiring-blog-award/

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  21. stevetheman18

    Hi! Nice to see another very sarcastic person. Sarcasm/dry/dark humor is my forte! You got a great blog and I really like your about page so you got another follower!

    If you want, I would love for you to check out my blog at whatiliketodobysteve.wordpress.com

    Steve

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    1. FitsofWit

      Hi there. Thanks so much for reading all my nonsense!
      I’ll check it out πŸ™‚

      Reply
  22. Scott Danzig

    You don’t have to own a cat! Cats and bunnies each have their place in the world, and can coexist peacefully! https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28419853/bunnies_and_cat.jpg

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  24. In My Cluttered Attic

    I was told to come over here and see how a real blog is done. When I found out you had decided to follow me, I had to come see what all the fuss was about. I discovered you have one hell of a blog! Now I’m asking why follow me, did you lose a bet? Seriously Jamie, thank you for taking the time to come over and look at my blogβ€”at least now you can say; I know what not to do! . :O)

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    1. FitsofWit

      That is the silliest thing I’ve ever heard.
      Thanks for exploring!

      Reply
  25. alexandrawritenow

    Loving the sense of humor on your blog! πŸ™‚

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    1. FitsofWit

      Thanks ma’am

      Reply
  26. sfarnell

    Hey, I bet your husband loves you annoying him all the time, if I was him I would let your rabbits out all the time! As for cussing – go ahead! You sound fucking awesome! πŸ™‚

    Reply

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