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How to Refurbish Picture Frames like a BOSS

1. Channel your inner Macklemore First things first. You need to find frames. Yardsales, Goodwill, “borrowing” from your grandparents… Look for picture frames that are the desired size you’re looking for. Only one in your size has Justin Beiber lyrics all over it? NOT A PROBLEM. That’s what paint is for. Thrifting frames saves you tons of…
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How I Spiced Up My Pasty Ass Kitchen Wall

Lately I’ve noticed just how white my walls are. Like, too much white. Yep, my walls were Ben Affleck white. Since I despise Ben Affleck I decided I needed a change. I mean, did you SEE Daredevil? I couldn’t be reminded of that shit every time I entered my kitchen…
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Thou Shall Smoke Cigars Occasionally With Spouse

It’s been almost a year since a male stripper named Superman sat reverse cowgirl on my lap, wrapped his thighs around my waist, and and extended his body out into a “flying” position while humping me. You can read more about my insane bachelorette party in a previous blog post here. What I didn’t…
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