Fits of Wit


My Childhood Home Is Being Demolished

The other week I received a notification that my brother had posted a link on my Facebook wall. I assumed it was going to be an inappropriate meme or Spongebob clip because that’s 98 percent of what we discuss. We’re obviously sophisticated siblings. I clicked on the notification and instead…
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How to Refurbish Picture Frames like a BOSS

1. Channel your inner Macklemore First things first. You need to find frames. Yardsales, Goodwill, “borrowing” from your grandparents… Look for picture frames that are the desired size you’re looking for. Only one in your size has Justin Beiber lyrics all over it? NOT A PROBLEM. That’s what paint is for. Thrifting frames saves you tons of…
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How I Spiced Up My Pasty Ass Kitchen Wall

Lately I’ve noticed just how white my walls are. Like, too much white. Yep, my walls were Ben Affleck white. Since I despise Ben Affleck I decided I needed a change. I mean, did you SEE Daredevil? I couldn’t be reminded of that shit every time I entered my kitchen…
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