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The Amount of Fall Television Shows is TOO DAMN HIGH!

The amount of fall television shows is TOO DAMN HIGH! Simpsons Family Guy Last Man on Earth Once Upon a Time The Walking Dead Talking Dead Scream Queens The Muppets The Middle The Goldbergs Modern Family American Horror Story Scandal The Blacklist Saturday Night Live   These are my shows…
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The First AND LAST Time I Attended A Haunted House

Years ago in a mediocre little town, I spent my pre-adult time between school and marching band. I wasn’t particularly athletic but god damnit, I could twirl a flagpole. For a few years the color guard was everything to me. Practice was a safe place to go weekdays after 3:30…
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5 Reasons Why Sometimes It’s Best To Have A Girl’s Night In

The group text between my three best friends and I buzzed like a Groupon vibrator. “What should we do this Saturday?” “NO SHOPPING TRIPS. I’m broke.” “What about a winery.?” “We can’t go to a winery. I’m pregnant!” Between jobs, classes, and children, the odds of us all having a…
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Let Freedom And Cigars Ring

Happy birthday America!!! Last year in honor of the 4th I wrote this snarky little article about ‘MURICA-related things that annoy me. This year, I’m celebrating. Why am I celebrating? Well, this is a summer of change for me. I’m investing in myself and my future. I’m sorry that at…
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Alex Vause Makes Me Feel Things

The following post is a part of the Funny Blog Friday Blog Hop – Girl’s Night. After reading today’s story, scroll to the bottom and click on the other bloggers participating. Each blog is also posting something hilarious, sarcastic, or all around funny today. Last night Season 3 of Orange…
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