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Nuts About Healthy Snacking – Sometimes

I can’t fight it any longer. Autumn is upon us and I am freezing my gonads off. Last year I wrote this post about the change of seasons, seasonal affective disorder, and how the sudden drop in temperature makes me want to devour every fatty morsel in sight. This year…
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An Open Letter To Hugh Hefner About The New Face Of Playboy

Dear Hugh, According to media outlets, Playboy will no longer feature nudes in the magazine and there are several naysayers unhappy with this decision. I suppose most of the naysayers are hipsters who prefer viewing ass in print rather than on a computer screen. “Her curves were made for #3…
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The Amount of Fall Television Shows is TOO DAMN HIGH!

The amount of fall television shows is TOO DAMN HIGH! Simpsons Family Guy Last Man on Earth Once Upon a Time The Walking Dead Talking Dead Scream Queens The Muppets The Middle The Goldbergs Modern Family American Horror Story Scandal The Blacklist Saturday Night Live   These are my shows…
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The First AND LAST Time I Attended A Haunted House

Years ago in a mediocre little town, I spent my pre-adult time between school and marching band. I wasn’t particularly athletic but god damnit, I could twirl a flagpole. For a few years the color guard was everything to me. Practice was a safe place to go weekdays after 3:30…
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Making My Way Round The Interwebs

Over the past few months I’ve focused more on freelance writing than blogging. It’s been a roller coaster ride full of rejections and the occasional high of an acceptance. But I knew that if I didn’t put myself out there I’d never know my potential. I also discovered that the…
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5 Reasons Why Sometimes It’s Best To Have A Girl’s Night In

The group text between my three best friends and I buzzed like a Groupon vibrator. “What should we do this Saturday?” “NO SHOPPING TRIPS. I’m broke.” “What about a winery.?” “We can’t go to a winery. I’m pregnant!” Between jobs, classes, and children, the odds of us all having a…
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