Fits of Wit

Tag Archive: sarcastic

Thou Shall Smoke Cigars Occasionally With Spouse

It’s been almost a year since a male stripper named Superman sat reverse cowgirl on my lap, wrapped his thighs around my waist, and and extended his body out into a “flying” position while humping me. You can read more about my insane bachelorette party in a previous blog post here. What I didn’t…
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Halloween… it gets weirder and weirder.

The other day I received the following voicemail from my pharmacy… “Hello. Your whore medicine is ready. Please pick-up at your convenience.” OK, I may be exaggerating. It was an automated message I receive monthly telling me to pick up my birth control or as my Mother-in-law calls it, grandbaby-dream-crushers. Her words, not…
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