Fits of Wit

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Halloween… it gets weirder and weirder.

The other day I received the following voicemail from my pharmacy… “Hello. Your whore medicine is ready. Please pick-up at your convenience.” OK, I may be exaggerating. It was an automated message I receive monthly telling me to pick up my birth control or as my Mother-in-law calls it, grandbaby-dream-crushers. Her words, not…
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